Jan 2009 31
The nice people at Public Sector Consultants want their 9th Business Anniversary to start with a laugh, and to wind there friends, clients and business associates up… What better way to do it than with Ultimate Chaos Comedy Security Guards who greeted the guests on arrival to the posh Marriott St Pierre Hotel in Wales. There is always a few guest who think its funny to change there names on arrival, Norman Bush takes care of the Guest List for the event (he’s better at reading then myself, it’s my eyes you see, war wound both are made of glass) well he’s not got the best sense of humour when it comes to joke names well he is at work and security is an important job… he spent an age looking for two guests on the list, a Mr Richard Head, and  Mr J Bond, after this was explained to him that these people where not really who they said they were a close eye was kept on them all night! I bet they felt silly after that giving the wrong names! What the point it just holds people in the cue behind up, after the security checks the guests where lead to the photographer who took photos with a camera… The Ultimate Chaos Comedy waiters later helped to serve the food to some bemused guest who still had no idea of what was taking place, The evening continued with entertainment supplied by “Spanner in the Works” who did a Band and a disco the Spanner Band was very good and the same was said for the disco that followed… all in all another great night of comedy entertainment by Ultimate Chaos Comedy Waiters and Comedy Security Guards Meet and Greet .
Jan 2009 10
A Posh Bungalow in Manchester’s posh area is the last place that you would expect to have a 25 year wedding anniversary, but this is where Michael and Maralyn was having theirs, with a top class list of VIP guests there was every need for an A1 Security Service from Ultimate Chaos… Norman  and I had a badly written guestlist and the task of making sure that the party was safe, every body in was searched and checked and asked a number of questions, after a debriefing and a lecture about bringing the invitations, which a few of them did not remember, even when it had been printed on the invitation to bring them…. (Oh that make me mad! can’t people read?) Well after a few fussy people, well mainly one… Maralyn’s brother.. who didn’t believe that we were real! but after a pulling to one side and a brief 45 min chat on the importance of security all was well… Then it was the turn for the Comedy Waiters to help serve the food, the food was carried by Dave and his brother and offered to the Guests who will still unsure of what was going on, the confused looks on people faces was priceless…