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Whats Going On?

 Have your guests become the victim of our unique security team, Steve Jones and Norman Bush, who will do everything from body plant, to cause our oh so realistic metal detectors to go off. Its all good fun and you get to choose the victims.

What happens with these guys then?

Ultimate chaos waiters are fantastic fun! Daryl and Dave are from Australia. They are unclean, noisey, clumsy and very funny.

They don't spill drinks on people and its all fun to watch as they work with.. or sometimes against.. the waiting staff who are there for real.

With Condiments

Imagine some really awful lounge singers trying to make their mark in the entertainment world. Tony Salt and Mike Pepper bring you With Condiments, the entertainment extravaganza that was thrown out of Las Vegas.

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Here's a great way of speaking to us... via our FREE PHONE Number, 0800 118 27 47.

Booking and Info line... 0800 118 27 47 

More Soon...

We are forever expanding our entertainment range to meet your needs.
So why not get in touch and we'll come up with something customised just for you.
Welcome

Do you want something different for your party/event? Well this is it…

What we do! On a normal night! The first thing your guests will see as they arrive is “The Security Guards” - “Steve Jones and Norman Bush”. With a strict policy of “No Weapons” and “Strictly No Guns” your guests will have to pass though our metal detector. With searches and body planting, your night is guaranteed to start with a laugh.

Our security guards will continue with the service as they show our guests to their seats with a seven million candle powered lamp.

Loud Ozzie Waiters
Dirty, unhygienic and loud, the waiters blend in with the real serving staff, and help (or may be not) with the serving...they culminate in ‘inconspicuous’ cleaning of tables, glass collecting and vacuuming (you’ll never know they’re there!) a very visual and funny act…

Much More than guaranteed laughs!
You can have the Security Guards and the Waiters, or one or the other, the choice is yours.
We now offer even more, with Tony and Mike the Lounge singers, the non musical, muiscal duo... that will get your guest in the mood for a party!
 
We pride ourselves on the fact that this is purely light entertainment and that none of your guests will be upset. We know when to stop!

If you want a Mix and Mingle / Meet and Greet to start your evening with a spot of comedy that people will remember, then book us!