Do you want something different for your party/event? Well this is it…
Comedy Waiters & Security Guards
What we do! On a normal night! The first thing your guests will see as they arrive is “The Security Guards” – “Steve Jones and Norman Bush”. With a strict policy of “No Weapons” and “Strictly No Guns” your guests will have to pass though our metal detector. With searches and body planting, your night is guaranteed to start with a laugh and a great way to put a spanner in the works. Our security guards will continue with the service as they show your guests to their seats with a seven million candle powered lamp.
Loud Aussie Comedy Waiters Dirty, unhygienic and loud, these waiters blend in with the real serving staff, and help (or may be not) with the serving…they culminate in ‘inconspicuous’ cleaning of tables, glass collecting and vacuuming (you’ll never know they’re there!) – an eyebrow may be raised as you see the used cutlery being stuffed into their pockets, a very visual and funny act. More infomation on the Comedy Waiters
Much more than guaranteed laughs! You can have the Security Guards and the Comedy Waiters, or one or the other, the choice is yours. Check out our packages page
We now offer even more, including Tony and Mike – Lounge singers. A non-musical trio that has a band member missing. Can the audience help? This will get your guest in the mood for a party!
We pride ourselves on the fact that this is purely light entertainment and that none of your guests will be upset. We know when to stop! If you want a Mix and Mingle/Meet and Greet to start your evening with a spot of comedy that people will remember, then book us!
Ultimate Chaos travels all over the U.K and Europe. No destination is too far or too small. See where we go