Dave Drainhole 

0800 118 2747

info@Ultimatechaos.info

 

 

Personal Details

DOB: Unfortunately Height: Yes

Hair: brown

Eyes: brown

Fav food: Barbie   

Fav Colour: Black

 

 

 

Dave ‘The Waiter’

 

Qualifications: None

 

Employment Experience:

Unknown timescale – I have worked for a number of catering agencies over many years. They include: Just A Fork Catering and Table Manners.

 

Special Skills:

I can carry a heavy tray with only one active arm.

 

Other Useful Information:

  At the age of four I came third in a cute toddler competition. I still have       two baby front teeth!