Daryl Drainhole 

0800 118 2747

info@Ultimatechaos.info

 

 

Personal Details

DOB: after my bro

Height: taller than small 

Hair: brown

Eyes: brown

Fav food: why would want to know this? 

Fav Colour: as above you pom!

 

 

Objective - Waiter

G’Day I would like a job where I don’t work with my brother!

Employment History

Waiter – Stupid!

Now , Agency staff

   Job Responsibility / Achievement

  Cleaning tables

  Walking back and forwards to tables

  Giving food to people

Education

Dates of Attendance – when I was little, till I left, University Name – The Oz Uni

  I just went there for the chicks

  A brief attendance at the school of wine (big mistake)

Other Experience

I once meet a girl who made me ride a bike, I feel off and I was sick…

I hate my brother… he hurts me… ( and smells funny, not funny ha ha, funny as in a dead cat in a plastic bag on a hot day funny)

References

If you want a referee go to a football match!