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 Have your guests become the victim of our unique security team, Steve Jones and Norman Bush, who will do everything from body plant, to cause our oh so realistic metal detectors to go off. Its all good fun and you get to choose the victims.

What happens with these guys then?

Ultimate chaos waiters are fantastic fun! Daryl and Dave are from Australia. They are unclean, noisey, clumsy and very funny.

They don't spill drinks on people or mess with the food and its all fun to watch as they work with the waiting staff who are there for real.

With Condiments

Imagine some really awful lounge singers trying to make their mark in the entertainment world. Tony Salt and Mike Pepper bring you With Condiments, the entertainment extravaganza that was thrown out of Las Vegas.

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Wedding Essex
Written by Dave Drainhole (Comedy Waiter)   
Saturday, 18 July 2009

Natalie and Carl got married in a big posh Hotel and Golf course in Essex and they wanted to set up all there guests, and what better way to do it then with the two Comedy Waiters.
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The place inside is even posher than the out side, it was hard the bride and groom to keep a straight face as the comedy waiters were walking around the room with the food, every body got the food on time and un tampered with as normal, but its all in the way that’s it delivered!

 

 

 
40th Birthday in an Indian Restaurant
Written by Norman Bush   
Saturday, 06 June 2009

When the guests arrive they say Norman and Steve on the door, the 40th birthday was themed as an airport and the invites where sent out as boarding passes... very well done indeed, and the seating arrangement was in countrys, just like a real airport, and the comedy sercurity guards took and always have an airport style to sercuirty, the guests faces where puzzled to say the least, some thought that we where a wind up but after a brief talking to about sercuirty and how important it is, that went on there way feeling safer! 

 

 

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18th Birthday at the O2 Arena London
Written by Norman Bush   
Sunday, 19 April 2009

Theres one place that every body knows and that the O2 Arena in London, what a big place and with just two Comedy Security Guards to look over it all and two Comedy Waiters for the food...

ImageJames birthday was a big surpise for not just James but every one, on arrival the guests where greated by Norman Bush and Steve Jones, it's all aways shocks me what people will bring to a birthday party, like a big holiday suit case, why oh why do there need it?, it's not as if they are staying over night is it?, but this is just one more thing for them to lift over the security scanners....

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Wedding at Cannock for Rachel and Richard
Written by Norman Bush   
Sunday, 15 February 2009
A small wedding, in Cannock for Rachel and Richard.
This was a lovely wedding in a lovely venue with lovely people, Rachel and Richard where the only ones who knew about Ultimate Chaos performing as the Comedy Security Guards and the Comedy Waiters!

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Public Sector Consultants 9th Anniversary
Written by Norman Bush   
Saturday, 31 January 2009

The nice people at Public Sector Consultants want their 9th Business Anniversary to start with a laugh, and to wind there friends, clients and business associates up... What better way to do it than with Ultimate Chaos Comedy Security Guards who greeted the guests on arrival to the posh Marriott St Pierre Hotel in Wales. 
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