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 Have your guests become the victim of our unique security team, Steve Jones and Norman Bush, who will do everything from body plant, to cause our oh so realistic metal detectors to go off. Its all good fun and you get to choose the victims.

What happens with these guys then?

Ultimate chaos waiters are fantastic fun! Daryl and Dave are from Australia. They are unclean, noisey, clumsy and very funny.

They don't spill drinks on people or mess with the food and its all fun to watch as they work with the waiting staff who are there for real.

With Condiments

Imagine some really awful lounge singers trying to make their mark in the entertainment world. Tony Salt and Mike Pepper bring you With Condiments, the entertainment extravaganza that was thrown out of Las Vegas.

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TALISMAN GROUP NEW YEARS STAFF PARTY
Written by Steve Jones   
Friday, 29 January 2010

With a rather tied up (not in a literal sense) Head of Security Norman Bush otherwise engaged, Steve Jones and his secure security partner Phil Sparks (Sparksy) were hired to ensure that this private function in an otherwise busy posh bar/restaurant stayed exactly that – private, to Talisman Group (no idea what they do) employees in an expensive part of London.

Being so close to the airport of Heathrow it was crucial that  were there to get everyone in and metal detected! I think their OTT procedures would not have gone amiss in Terminal 5!

Once all sixty or so guests were safely in, Stevo and Sparksy's comedy meet and greet job was done.

What the guests witnessed during their meal was the usual pure comedy and classic chaos gold. The lousy Aussie waiters of Daryl and Dave treated the tables to an alternative exhibition in customer service that left the room baffled, bemused and asking the booker (Kali) if they were real or not? Remember, seeing is believing.

The alternative instrumental lounge band of Tony Salt and Mike Pepper (With Condiments) brought the 'hired chaos' to an end during the deserts, with laughs and a few groans aimed towards the not so musical , musical duo. They should be used to it by now!

Everyone had a great night. Being 'had' by the chaos characters is an experience that will leave anyone not just with a great talking point throughout the evening, but for some time after.

Here's what the booker said:

I just wanted to say a huge thank you to the boys that entertained us all on Friday; I speak for everyone when I say that they were so funny, witty and hilarious. In a professional capacity they were friendly, accommodating and great all round guys.

 

So many people believed them as security guards and waiters. I told people that we needed to have security as we were so close to the airport and it was one of the conditions for hiring out the venue ( I suggested to one of the guards that hand stamping should be introduced for people going out and coming back in, with weird stamps????)!!!! People also asked if the waiters were for ‘real’ I explained that the   venue manager struggled to get cover on the night!!! The most asked question of the evening was ‘Why is the waiter called Naomi and why does it say Holiday Inn on his badge?’ Just brilliant. The lounge singers brought on a few groans.

 

All in all there was a good time had by all.


 
 
Warings Bakery Christmas Party
Written by Norman Bush   
Saturday, 19 December 2009

We had a great laugh at the Warings Bakery Staff Christmas Party at the madejski stadium in reading, 

this is the nice letter from the main man...

Massive thanks for Saturday night. I haven't laughed so much in ages. The buzz around the company this morning is great. Everybody talking about how stupid they now feel walking through security and their experience at the hands of the waiters. Everbodys got a different story to tell and we're all laughing again at what was a fantastic night.

 

Cheers, have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year

 

Daniel

Warings Bakery


 
 
House Party 40th
Written by Norman Bush   
Saturday, 14 November 2009

House partys are alway good and a posh house and posh people and posh cars wow! what better place to have the Comedy Security Guards, on the front door greating guest as they arrive.. the only person that knew about us was the booker! 

heres a copy of the letter from her... Cheers Mel..

Dear Ultimate Chaos

 

Just a quick note to say thanks for the laughs you gave me on Saturday at Davids Party!  It was hilarious watching people trying to figure out if they were being stitched up!  It took some longer than others!

Even now I am still laughing as people keep calling us with details of what you subjected them to!  It was very funny and am sure that it will be talking point for some time.

 

Thanks again

Melanie & David

 
 
iab engage 2009
Written by Norman Bush   
Wednesday, 11 November 2009

We where ask to perform at this Online Advertising Conference the Theme was fitness and wellbeing,
there was a load of big companies who where there all talking about internet advertising, big brand names like Yahoo, Google, Microsoft and BBC, ITV and every big name that you can think of and Stephen Fry as a guest speaker http://www.iabuk.net/en/1/iabengage2009.html

We started off as some new Characters for this event Keith Sparkle and Graham, Keith Sparkle is a failed Childrens TV entertainer and now keep fit Guru! and Graham who was just roped in and can't be arsed to be there.

After dinner and all the fitness we changed into the Comedy Security Guards and got the poeple back to the room where they where suposed to be...

a quick tea break and then it was Stephen Frys turn to talk, he looked a little worried as we all waited in the stage door, it's not often that this man is lost for words...

another quick change and it was time for the comedy waiters to help with the aftershow party!
what a treat for them...

 
 
16th Birthday Party
Written by Dave Drainhole (Comedy Waiter)   
Sunday, 11 October 2009

As a parent I’m sure that there is nothing better than getting your own back on your children... a few small steps to insure this is as follows...
book a nice Chinese restaurant like the imperial china in Exeter, next let your son invite a hand full of close friends along to the party, next book Ultimate Chaos's Comedy Waiters to serve the food to the bunch of teenagers, whilst you sit in the back of the room relaxing with a glass of wine and some nice food as the Comedy Waiters just runs chaos with bunch of typical teenagers.
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Blending in with the normal waiting staff is a skill, one that these spoof waiters just haven’t quite got the knack of yet! a spanner in the works is one way that you can say that this boy will remember his birthday party for a long time to come....

 
 
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